i'll apologize

Obama scoffs at Ahmadinejad's demand for apology

Since none of the Presidents in my lifetime will apologize to Iran for past and present actions, including Obama, I will:

• I'm sorry my country helped overthrow a democratically elected leader in 1953 and helped reinstall a dictator, so that our oil companies could continue to control the flow of oil from your country.
• I'm sorry my country thinks that's it's fine for us to have nuclear weapons to threaten other countries with, but not for you to have them to defend yourselves from us.
• I'm sorry my country thinks we know what's best for your people, while not even trying to know anything about you.
• I'm sorry my country helped install Saddam Hussein in Iraq and supplied arms to him in its long war with your country.
  
• I'm sorry my country is too bull-headed to apologize for any of its current and past actions or too bull-headed to open diplomatic relations with you.
• I'm sorry my country is too immature to realize that your people are just as good, decent, and hard-working as people everywhere in the world that just want to be left alone and to live their lives in peace.